…A question for the ladies!

Who out there is successfully wearing white pants?…..

I have 2 pairs of white pants that see the light of day about once a year. And inevitably I either sit in something or wipe my dirty palms on my thighs ….

….no joke…I guess I’m not very lady-like.

Am I the only one that can’t wear white pants?
I see stylish women walking around our town in adorable white pants and I wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me.

Having 2 dogs and 4 cats just doesn’t agree with white pants I suppose….

Should I give up?…
But I envy those women walking around wearing white pants!

They look fearless!  Carefree and happy!

And here I am in my mundane black yoga pants.  Complete with the “functional” side pocket for my cell phone.  I frequently stare longingly into my closet full of fun pastel capris. Occasionally putting them on for a special afternoon concert at the park. Inevitably going home and finding I spilled something on them…

I’m desperate to wear white pants…. what is a pet owner to do…?

Advice ladies?  Can I wrap myself in plastic? Can I shellac myself?  Hire a crew of “White Pants Police” to check every surface before I sit?   What about white Leather pants?  Is this a fashion no-no?  Can’t stain those!  But perhaps a bit oppressive in 100 degree Texas heat…..
I suppose I shouldn’t restrict this conversation to just ladies, how rude of me!  Men can wear white pants too! Although I don’t see this too frequently. Perhaps on the golf course… or maybe if you’re lunching at the Yacht Club. I guess a gentleman fostering puppies or rescuing cats, wouldn’t be trotting off with them to the local pet clinic wearing white pants…..

There’s got to be a way for a successful pet sitter to wear white pants…I just haven’t figured it out yet!

Perhaps I am asking too much of my white pants to survive more than one year?…Or one day…?
Buckets of bleach? Replace my pants every 6 months?  Help!

I am now taking suggestions… I need solutions!   Please share on Facebook and see what ladies are actually out there fearlessly rocking the white outfits!

Sincerely, Your Pet Sitter,

Carole Hopkins, Pawsitively Petsitting, The Woodlands, Texas